Gah!

So the dreaded Aunt Flo is here and I have the munchies like you wouldn't believe. Plus, I'm STARVING! So, I did shittily with my eating twice this week. Tuesday was completely awful. 40-some points (I only get 29 per day). Yesterday was actually good but today totally sucked (well, actually not until dinner - I did very good all day). We had to shop and didn't have time to cook dinner so we ate at CiCi's Pizza for dinner. I guess it wasn't as bad as it could have been. I had a serving of pasta in Alfredo sauce, 4 (small) pieces of pizza, 3 (small) cinnamon bun thingies, 3/4 of a piece of apple strudel pizza, and a two small brownies. Guess who is definitely out of flex points this week??? Ahh!!!

The good news of the day is that I kicked my own ass on my lunch break. I decided to get on the elliptical since it was raining outside. I went for a half hour, went 1.7 miles, and burned 320 calories. Oh, and that only earned me TWO effing activity points. That's just not even right!

On a funny kid-related note, I had an interesting conversation with Collin tonight. I was getting him ready for bed and made him go potty when I noticed that his weenis was a bit inflamed on the tip. This happens a few times a year because I think his circumcision was botched a little but don't get me started on that topic. So anyway...I decided to clean it up with some hydrogen peroxide and put some ointment on it. As I'm doing that he tells me to "Stop touching it Momma. You'll make it bigger if you don't stop!" It was funny, yet disturbing at the same time. He then mentioned something about twisting and touching it and so I'm pretty sure he's discovered the art of touching himself. Oh, joy. And so it begins...his journey to manhood when he'll never stop touching his peen. I told Matt and I think I saw a glimmer of pride in his eyes.... :oP

On a totally different note, I'm almost ready for Halloween. I'm going to be an Oktoberfest girl. I have a schweet costume and even schweeter shoes. Check these bad boys out:


I can't wait to wear these AFTER Halloween too! :D (those are 4-inch heels, by the way)

Halloween!

Punkin Carving!

He just looks sweet & innocent - can you say terrible twos?!?!?!

Now this is my favorite age...

Me & The Boys (I got some more money out of my costume...yay!)

Collin wasn't liking his costume at first but once he figured out that he could get candy, he was all over it. Both he & Adrian made out like bandits and I fell off the bandwagon today with my eating...darn candy (and stupid potluck at work)!!!

Better luck tomorrow...

Halloween party pics!

So we had our night of debauchery last night at Tracy's house. Tracy is my BFF from childhood; we've been best friends since we were 5 years old. I seriously love this woman! She is a friggin blast and I wouldn't trade her for anything in the world. Anywho...on to picture sharing...

Me - Sober - at the beginning of the night

The highlight of the night - the only pic of this I can share since he had an extra appendage hidden under his skirt. LMAO

D-R-U-N-K (I can't believe I'm posting this on here!)

Tracy - my BFF of almost 25 years - I love this woman! :)

Ready for bed - Oh my?!

I had a really classic photo of Matt that I wanted to share but he nixed that...boo to him!

I should put a disclaimer out there that the boys were safe at home with my little sisters (their Aunts) and that they had a great time sans parents. And...we stayed the night since we don't drink and drive (heck we don't even drink much at all normally). It was a GREAT time and I can't wait for the next annual Halloween party!